三傻大闹宝莱坞里面非常搞笑经典的一个片段，兰彻与教授的对话让人印象很深刻，特地整理了中英版本的来分享给大家~
中文版：
教授：你笑什么？
兰彻：老师，学工程学是我从小的梦想。能在这里我很开心。
教授：用不着开心，给机械装置下个定义。
兰彻：能省力的东西就是机械装置。
教授：能说详细点吗？
兰彻：机械装置让工作变得简单化，也能节省时间。
今天很热，按下开关，得到阵阵凉风，风扇。就是个机械装置。
和千里外的朋友说话，电话，机械装置！
快速运算，计算器，是机械装置！
我们周围很多机械装置，从钢笔头到裤子拉链，都是机械装置。快速上下上下。
教授（扔了一块粉笔）：定义是什么？！！
兰彻：我刚说了，老师。
教授：考试你也这样？机械装置是，上下上下？白痴！
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查图尔（真正的白痴）：老师，机械装置是实物构件的组合，各部分有确定的相对运动，借此，能量和动量相互转换，就像螺丝钉和螺帽，或者杠杆围绕支点转动，还有滑轮的枢纽，之类的。尤其是构造，多少有点复杂。包括活动部件的组成，或者简单的机械零件，比如滚轮，杠杆，凸轮等等
教授：太棒了！好极了！
兰彻：可是老师，我用简单的语言表达了同样的意思。
教授：如果你喜欢简单表达，去工艺美术学院！
兰彻：但是老师，我们必须理解它的含义。不能做死记硬背的书呆子。
教授：你认为你比教科书聪明？写书上的定义，先生，如果你想及格的话。
兰彻：可还有别的书呢！
教授：滚出去。
（走了一半，兰彻走回来）
教授：你怎么又回来了？
兰彻：忘了点东西。
教授：什么？
兰彻：记录，分析，总结，整理的工具。讨论并解释知识。有图片的和没图片的，硬皮的，软装订的，护封的，没护封的，有前言，简介，目录，索引，用于人类大脑的启示，理解，改进，加强和教育，通过视觉实现，有时也用触觉。
教授：你想说什么？
兰彻：书，老师。我忘了我的书，能拿吗？
教授：你干吗不说简单点？
兰彻：我之前试过了，老师，没用。
英文版：
Professor: what are you laughing at?
LanChe: teacher, learn engineering is my dream when I was child. Can I'm very happy here.
Professor: don't have happy, mechanical device to a definition.
LanChe: what can save Labour is a mechanical device.
Professor: can say the detailed point?
LanChe: mechanical devices easier to work, also can save time.
It's very hot today, press the switch, and get cool, quiet fan. Is a mechanical device.
And miles away, the phone, your friends mechanical device!
Fast operation, calculator, a mechanical device!
Many mechanical device around us, from the pen head out to the zipper, all is the mechanical device. Fast and up and down.
Professor (threw a piece of chalk) : definition??? What??? !!!!!!!!!!
LanChe: I just said, the teachers.
Professor: test you also such? Mechanical device is up and down, up and down? An idiot!!!!!
Others speech?
Check tuor (real idiot) : teacher, mechanical device is the combination of physical components, each part is sure of the relative movement of energy and momentum, take this, mutual conversion, like screws and nuts, or leverage, and turn around the fulcrum of pulley hub, and so on. Especially, how many a complex structure. Including the composition of the moving parts, or simple mechanical parts, such as roller, lever, CAM, and so on
Professor: great! Great!
LanChe: but the teacher, I use simple language to express the same meaning.
Professor: if you like simple expression, to go to university of art!
LanChe: but the teacher, we must understand the meaning of it. Can't do the bookworm by rote.
Professor: you think you than the book smart? The definition of writing the book, sir, if you want to pass the word.
LanChe: can still have other books!
Professor: get out.
(go to a half, LanChe go back)
Professor: how do you come back?
LanChe: forget the things.
Professor:???????
LanChe: records, analysis, the article, the sort of tool. To discuss and explain knowledge. There is the picture of the picture, and not the hard skin, soft binding, the jacket, not the jacket, a preface, introduction, directory, index, used for the enlightenment of the human brain, understanding, strengthen and education, improve, through visual realize, and, sometimes, with the sense of touch.
Professor: what you want to say?
LanChe: book, the teacher. I forgot my book, can take?
Professor: why do you say simply?
LanChe: before I tried, and the teacher, it doesn't.
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