英语短剧 孔雀东南飞之序幕

　　焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)

　　刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)

　　焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)

　　刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)

　　太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)

　　强盗burglars(abandc)

　　prologue 序幕

　　(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)

　　j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my

　　wife is wusong.

　　译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，(小声)我妻子是武松。

　　(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!

　　译：我才不怕你呢!

　　(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!

　　译：谁怕谁啊!在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔!有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊!

　　(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)

　　my god! who can help me?(下)

　　译：我的天!谁来救救我啊?